Why "Macho's Mummy"?

Ok, ok, so answer to another of my own question - Why do I named myself Macho's mummy? (By the way, I love asking questions; both to myself and to other poor souls out there)

Macho's mummy reveals I am already a mother. My son, is the cutest and most manly wee boy in the world; ok, at least in Dunedin.. fine, at least in MY eyes. I got him real easy, although before I decided to have him, I considered for a very long time whether if I would be able to handle the high responsibility, if he's going to be good boy etc etc

I made my final decision and have never regretted ever since. He's given me loads of happiness eversince I have him. Like every other mother, I am proud of him and would sacrifice lots for him. Even better, I didnt have to wait for nine long months before I first see his little face. I didnt have to feed myself silly with health supplements, put on weight and thus lose my 'womanly' figure... Most importantly, I didnt have to suffer from pregnancy induced periodontal disease / gingival hyperplasia! (Wahaha~)

So how did I do it?

I paid NZD700.






He's a chihuahua. (Well, if you don't like chihuahua, there is poodle, bichon frise etc etc..not only that, can even choose color, long hair/short hair, big/small, male/female... BEFORE you pay)
Moral of the story = Money can't buy happiness; but with money, most of the times can indirectly get happiness as complimentary gift hehe.